Revolutionary Error

(via MEdical News Today)

Hey guys todally check this out! This is fricking coll man, so awesome. TUrns out tha if you drink red wine it;ll totally mnake you think better! Yeah! I dunno man, there’s some sturff that scienctists gave poepole from wine taht sends more bloods to your brain or soemthing. I don’t really getit, but it makes sense riight? I mean, when I drank red wine sometimes I can feel blood rush to my head and things seem totally clearrer, you know? It’s like, I dunno, it relazes my minds or osmething and the toughts just come easy. It’s porbably why I’m more clever and fun to be around haveing a good time when I drink wine.

I’ves gtta stsart doing that more otfem. the red winee I meen, S:Tarting to day. I mean WTF??? IT”S SCICENSE BITCHES!!!!